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My funny footy stories |
I love football...
These are some memories of some of the matches I have been to.........
Manchester City v Oldham Athletic. A male streaker ran on the pitch and scored a goal for Oldham Nantes v Metz ( France ) Everyone stands up during the match and only sit down at half time.
Malaga v Ossasuna ( Spain ) Everyone stoned on Cannabis
Real Madrid v Galatassary ( Spain and Turkey ) Nearly got run over by Luis Figo. Rochdale v Fulham .fell off my seat into the next row and hurt my head.
Manchester United v P.S.V. Eindhoven ( Holland ) The most boring game I have ever been to. Benidorm v Hercules B ( Spain ) "Most of the crowd were English and singing " YOU DIRTY SPANISH B*******
Blackburn v Portsmouth . Got a ticket for £ 1.00. Must be a Premiership record.
York City v Oldham Athletic. The pie made me sick.
Valencia v Deportivo La Coruna. . I spent most of the time watching which fan made the biggest pile of Pippa seeds ( sunflower seeds ) They eat them at matches like we eat pies.
Liverpool v Middlesbrough. The man in front went for pies just before half time . He missed seeing two Liverpool goals.
BUT THE WORST MOMENT WAS WATCHING CRICKET>>>>
I was at Old Trafford watching England v West Indies when Andrew Flintoff * My cricket hero * came in to bat..... and just at that moment we had to leave because I had a dentist appointment.. HOW CRUEL IS THAT?
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