Why can't penguins fly ?
They haven't got money to buy a ticket   
What has wheels and flies ?
A dustbin wagon
What did Cinderella say when she was waiting for her photos ? Someday my prints will come.  
What did the teddybear say when he was offered dessert?
No thanks I 'm stuffed
What is part pig and part tree?
A porcupine
What time is it when the clock strikes 13/
Time to get a new one
What Christmas song is this. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOP ? Which dog can jump higher than a building?
Any, buildings can't jump
Noel
In which battle was Admiral Lord Nelson killed ?
His last one. What were his last words ? What the ...........was that ?
What did the farmer say when someone stole his camera ?
Someone stole my tractor
What do you call a bear with no ear ? B
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